What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What's worse than this That :(

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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I like school Said no one ever.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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