What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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