- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

think twice or at least think

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Chicken

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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