A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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