Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Face Hunter is scum

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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