How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Anti Joke

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