- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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