Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What would u like to drink?

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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