There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Republicans

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Why can't february march Because april may

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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