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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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