- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

I don't believe in giraffes.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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