Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

kennah campion... being nice

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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