Justin Bieber.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

This is funny.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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