Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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A blind man watches TV

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Anti Joke

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