A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

What do you call white trash Garbage

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Your face is hilarious.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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