every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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matt is fat

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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