- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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