- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Faithful men.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Poker face

no

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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