- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Haha, I get it..

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Coldpaly is a good band

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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