Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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A Serbian Film

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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