- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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