Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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adam hodgson !

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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