- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Albert your flies undone.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

when debbie meets downer

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A sober Irish individual.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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