- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

"Knock knock." "No."

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

penis

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Wats rong with yo leg.....

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