- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Smelly Indians.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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