- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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