- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

why do mexicans get made fun of

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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