- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Whats white? A fridge

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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