- Anti Joke

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Yo mama so fat.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What comes after 69? 70

What do you call an amazing person Good