- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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