Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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cats are pussies

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Your mom is so nice.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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