Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

your face

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Justin Bieber.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Anti Joke

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