- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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