A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Penis.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

The WPGA tour

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Dwight Howard

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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