Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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