- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

womens rights

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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