- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Cheese

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

You know what's funny? Rape

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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