How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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wael.. nuff said

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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haha black people :D

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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