What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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smell the vitamin C

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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