- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Want to hear a joke? No.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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