- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

wael.. nuff said

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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