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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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