I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Whats white? A fridge

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Caramel Boing.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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