What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Ian's mind Elevator music

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

poopy is poopy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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