- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hola said the chinese man

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Girls soccer

tim has no humor

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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