- Anti Joke

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

why did the black guy die? cancer

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Your mom is so nice.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.