- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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