What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Anti Joke

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