- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

kennah campion... being nice

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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