Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Praise Paisley

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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