when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

dry handjob

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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