- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

A lot eh?

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

what did the old lady die of old age...

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

knock knock who's there ?

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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