Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

A baby seal walks into a club.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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