- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

João Duarte reads this.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

HEY!

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

if got a joke if fogot it

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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