- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A child walks into a classroom.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What's brown and sticky? Anal

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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