- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Poop

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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