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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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