What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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knock knock whos their a person

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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