What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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