Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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A bar walks into a man

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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