- Anti Joke

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....