"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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A storm be brewin!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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A Fat Kenyan

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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