- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

your face

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

You know whats funny Aids

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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