What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Badabing.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

no

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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