how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Anti Joke

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