What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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