- Anti Joke

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.