- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Women's rights.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Shea's sty....

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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