- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Basically copying you.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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