- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

I woke up today

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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