- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

My name is me I like fired chicken!

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

when debbie meets downer

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