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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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