U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Ron Paul for President!

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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