Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Smeg...

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

White NBA players.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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