- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

hey guys im gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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