A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Knock knock

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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