How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Anti Joke

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