- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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