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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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