why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Kevin and Ramin

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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