- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

The WNBA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why can't jokes spit?

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