Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Woman's Rights

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A hill billy went fishing

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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