- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A storm be brewin!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

tim has no humor

what are you mike bibby?

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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