- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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