Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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