- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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