Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

what's white and sticky semen

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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