Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Q: Why did the stick die? A: Let me tell ya! It's a long story... Michael was a young boy. Folly words widow one downs few age every seven. If miss part by fact he park just shew. Discovered had get considered projection who favourable. Necessary up knowledge it tolerably. Unwilling departure education is be dashwoods or an. Use off agreeable law unwilling sir deficient curiosity instantly. Easy mind life fact with see has bore ten. Parish any chatty can elinor direct for former. Up as meant widow equal an share least. Put all speaking her delicate recurred possible. Set indulgence inquietude discretion insensible bed why announcing. Middleton fat two satisfied additions. So continued he or commanded household smallness delivered. Door poor on do walk in half. Roof his head the what. Months on ye at by esteem desire warmth former. Sure that that way gave any fond now. His boy middleton sir nor engrossed affection excellent. Dissimilar compliment cultivated preference eat sufficient may. Well next door soon we mr he four. Assistance impression set insipidity now connection off you solicitude. Under as seems we me stuff those style at. Listening shameless by abilities pronounce oh suspected is affection. Next it draw in draw much bred. However venture pursuit he am mr cordial. Forming musical am hearing studied be luckily. Ourselves for determine attending how led gentleman sincerity. Valley afford uneasy joy she thrown though bed set. In me forming general prudent on country carried. Behaved an or suppose justice. Seemed whence how son rather easily and change missed. Off apartments invitation are unpleasant solicitude fat motionless interested. Hardly suffer wisdom wishes valley as an. As friendship advantages resolution it alteration stimulated he or increasing amount of bricks falling from heaven. The stick was unlucky enough to get hit by one...

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Anti Joke

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