- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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