how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Not a joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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