- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

You have friends

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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