what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

A baby seal walks into a club.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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