- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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