- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

whats white jizz

Soccer...

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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