What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Chlamydia

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Canadians

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You have friends

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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