What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Knock knock Go away

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Barbara Streisand

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A man was shot. He died.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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