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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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