- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Winter

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

whats one plus one penis

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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