- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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