- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

bangers and mash?

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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I have aids

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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