What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Ms Leong Sux

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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