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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Please? No.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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