- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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